Humorous Quips & Artsy Stuff
Playing around with body types, the universal excuse for drawing naked people.

Playing around with body types, the universal excuse for drawing naked people.

My sister is going to give birth any day now and my ovaries are kind of in hysterics. Have a baby.

My sister is going to give birth any day now and my ovaries are kind of in hysterics. Have a baby.

Finally started in a new gym with an actual program, proper machines, and a workout buddy. Ultimate goal: To fit back into my old Levi’s jeans.

Also, it turns a proper endorphin rush makes me high as a kite. Not the ‘this-workout-is-so-amazing-it-makes-me-euphoric’ kind of high, though, I’m talking ‘walk-into-display-racks-in-the-supermarket’ high, so on top of a face as red as a Hollywood carpet and sweat in every nook and cranny, I’m also going to look like a stoner every time I exit the gym.

But with time, I’ll look like a stoner in a nice pair of jeans.

jetgreguar:

jontronshat:

bent-duck:

litterbot:

biteythevillain:

Hideo Kojima and Del’Toro team up 2 make Silent Hills & so far its claustrophobic & terrifyin as hell.

It.. It looks so real.

haha no thanks I would prefer not to psychologically torture myself

this looks raw as fuck holy shii8t

holy fuck

wilwheaton:

mediamattersforamerica:

Such poor taste, Rush. Even for you.

Fuck you, Rush Limbaugh. Fuck you forever, you fucking shitfaced pile of shit fucking fuck.

Rush Limbaugh is one of the most compelling cases for people who hide behind free speech to be able to spew whatever outrageous bullshit the little bridge trolls in their heads cook up to be permanently muzzled.

modmad:

ananthymous:

leseanthomas:

Probably the greatest, comprehensive analysis on one of the most important film makers in animation gone too soon, and my direct influence in storyboard/visual storytelling in animation, the late great Kon Satoshi.

Rest in Power, Kon-san!

Wowwwwww.

if you haven’t already watched this I demand that you do so now

I’ll urge everyone to also take a more in-depth look at the works of Satoshi Kon.

(Your heads might explode.)

nekomcevil:

Oh captain, my captain

RIP Robin Williams. Thanks for being such a big part of my childhood and adult life.

akimaru80:

Manatee Effect

The Reapers have put on some pounds lately.

And. Shepard looks smaller than I remember.

quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

My Shepard from ME3, Julia Shepard. Kick-ass Vanguard with a penchant for biotic detonations, explosions in general, and the occasional stiff drink. In response to the ‘Shag, Marry, Kill’ game, she shagged Kaidan, married Garrus, and killed the Reapers, then settled and shut up her mother’s constant hounding about grandchildren with the words “Say hi to your nana, little Jimmy Krogan.”

My Shepard from ME3, Julia Shepard. Kick-ass Vanguard with a penchant for biotic detonations, explosions in general, and the occasional stiff drink. In response to the ‘Shag, Marry, Kill’ game, she shagged Kaidan, married Garrus, and killed the Reapers, then settled and shut up her mother’s constant hounding about grandchildren with the words “Say hi to your nana, little Jimmy Krogan.”

Birthday drawing for my nephew from a couple of months ago. We played a lot of Lego Star Wars together when he was younger. It warmed my heart every time he made Jar Jar Binks walk over the edge of the map and fall to his death.

Birthday drawing for my nephew from a couple of months ago. We played a lot of Lego Star Wars together when he was younger. It warmed my heart every time he made Jar Jar Binks walk over the edge of the map and fall to his death.

So I’m playing Pokémon Stadium 2 because nostalgia, and some dude in the Little League named his Mankey Mankiny.

As in mankini.

As in…

I’m dying.